help me, somebody!

happy ten months nancy & tyron! yay! LOL he came over this morning at like 6am to cuddle until 7am when he had to leave for work. nyaww. i am so happy (and delirious from not sleeping at all last night) that i may just bake a cake even though its going to be really hot today but tyron loves cake so what the heck. :) btw wow this is like my 3rd post in like 8 hours LOL anyways, i need help! because we have an 'alice in wonderland' themed dress up party to go to on friday and i dont know what to go as and what to get tyron to go as (queen of hearts and alice are already taken). i would go as tweedle-dee or tweedle-dum but i wouldnt wanna go like that WITH tyron cause that would just look wierd and we'd look like one of those indian couples that wear matching tracksuits (in my head). i guess i could go as anyone, but i just want a unique and awesome way to put it together. :) ideas? oh and also please remember i am poor. :) oh btw just out of curiosity, random question for anyone who comments this post, what countries are you guyses from? ta ta ta. oh, oh and also i totally promised you guys ages ago a picture of boyfriend so clicky here to see and here to see him in a suit. *prouddd* LOL alsoo, if i recall promised the recipe for the selfsaucing chocolate pudding i made for christmass, and i will post that with my next post :) sincere apologies for the delay fine ladies. hugs hugs and kisses ♥ xx.

TRUTH.

WELL, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT A PARTY RIGHT NOW, BUT SOMEBODY'S UTERINE LINING JUST HAAAAAD TO EXPEL FROM THEIR VAGINA IN SUCH A PAINFUL, SICKLY AND EXCESSIVE WAY THAT I AM UNABLE TO ATTEND. HMPH! OH & IF YOU'RE A GUY READING THIS AND YOURE GROSSED OUT, THINK OF WHAT IT WOULD FEEL LIKE TO BE SLOWLY ROBBED OF LIKE 1.5 LITRES OF BLOOD THAT YOU COULD REALLY USE FOR IRON AND ENERGY AND SH*T NEXT TIME YOU GET KICKED IN THE BALLS. AND IF THAT DOESNT SHUT YOU UP, WATCH A CHILDBIRTH VIDEO AND RECORD IT WITH YOUR EYES SO THAT NEXT TIME YOU GO TO WACK OFF TO PORN, YOU CAN PRESS PLAY ON THAT INSTEAD. I LOVE BEING A GIRL WHEN I DONT HAVE MY PERIOD. :( I HOPE YOUR WEEKENDS ARE AMAY-ZA-ZING LADIES, OH AND HI.

QUEENSLAND.

ON MY TRIP I FOUND OUT HOW MUCH I REALLY DO LOVE MY BOYFRIEND, PARENTS, BLOG AND CITY (melbourne ♥). I ALSO FOUND OUT HOW RAT SOME OF MY FRIENDS ARE. I FOUND MY PASSION AND AMBITION. I FOUND A LOT OF HOT BOYS, HUNG OUT WITH AN NRL PLAYER (israel folau ♥) AND DID ALL NIGHTERS @ IMPROVISED PARTIES, SANG WITH SUPERSTARS AND MADE LOADS OF FRIENDS & CONNECTIONS. I ALSO GOT POSTCARDS. LIKE 3. SWAPS, ANYONE? MWAH. HAPPY LATE NEW YEARS LOVLIES.

i'm pretty sure i'm about to cut my own fringe. pray for me! the beach party's tonight and i can not wait, hopefully it will be awesome. the rest of the weekend shall be spontaneous because i have no idea what we're doing. plans for weekend anyone? btw lol i love this picture LOL. lol. LOL. bahah, lol. lolling. LOLlies. LOLLERSKATES lol. okay i should go cut my fringe.

i'm proud but i don't feel fantastic.

so most of the parties tyron and i, are like, my friends' parties: cause thats just how we roll, party allll the time, yo! chikchikBOOM! anyway, tyron's "boys" had a house party last night. i knew two of them (topa & george), but there was like 12907124906 there so i felt really awkward. the two that i knew started feeding me drinks; 8 jim&cola, 2 shots of some sh*t that stung, wine & champagne. from what i remember. so out of the blue i'm in a conversation with topa and his mate, and then tyron comes along behind me & topa turns to him and says:

"tyron, mate, you should keep your girlfriend on a leash."

i fucking flipped out. bad, swore heaps & left. without my shit. tyron came after me and told me he needed to go & get my crap so we could go. i was a couple steps behind him and when he realised he grabbed me like 1/2 a metre from where topa was; and tried calming me down. naturally, i was fuming. i was like nah, nah, nah, nah, i just wanna say one more thing. i walked up to him and im like: "DUDE ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING?! SERIOUSLY THE FUCK IS YOUR DAMN PROBLEM." and he tried telling i dont respect tyron and im like yo hold up what the fuck etc. & i could NOT believe i had heard what i did - especially from this guy, as he's usually a gem & he gets along with my dad really well. while tyron was pulling me away topa threw me a smirk and this is where i cracked. i stopped, took a deep breath, quickly turned and i smacked him a big one right on the face. :) i've never been so proud of myself.

fucking hated that party. was shit. tyron's friends are grosse - even a girl that was pregnant was smoking. they were all really un-classy and did not know how to party. the host was vomiting when we left. and i'm actually really happy that i "cant" go to parties with them anymore. :) only now i'm grounded. :( but the one good thing that came from all this: all of my frsustration from breaking up with my bestie, being angrey at my parents, at my sister, job searching, school and results -- all of it shot down my arm & into my hand when i slapped him. hmmm :)

HOPE YOUR WEEKEND IS FREGGIN AWESOME. :) xxxx.

PROMDRESS/SHOES/NAILS!!

i want a jumper like this one :)

TO SEE MY PROM DRESS CLICK: HERE.

TO SEE THE SHOES CLICK: HERE.

THE PICTURES ARE REALLY BAD SORRY. I really wish i could show you what the dress ACTUALLY looks like cause i'ts amazing. also, you cant really see the shoes with the dress on, but you'll be able to see them when i wear this floral dress i'm changing into before we go clubbing :) i cant wait i'm seriously soooo excited. i'm painting my nails a light coral pink, and the round bits near the base of my nails will be black :) heeheeh. I'll try to post pictures once i get them done! :) i cant wait! btw who thinks i should have a banner for my blog? anyway i hope you all are having a great, great, fun-filled week. OH ALSO EXCITING IS THAT i started my cfa (fire fighting) training today! i got to hold a fire-fighting hose and spray it and hang out with the hot fire fighters :) yummy! mwa! xxxx.

This is not my jam.

went to an 18th last night. twas a massive house party and e-v-e-r-y-o-n-e was there :) didnt go to church today, and i totally should have! if i had woken up i wouldve gone, as i never pass up the opportunity to see him in a suit lol :) i hope you are having a lovely weekend :) it's still raining.

omg my boyfriend & i are SO chummy, its rediculous.

HE TRICKED ME TODAY! said he wasnt coming

to my house after work lol! but then he did and

i ran outside and hugged him like i hadnt seen him

for ages, and then he picked me up,

took me inside, dropped me on the couch

and kissed me all over my face!

if i could write down the noise for that funny cat noise

that cats make when a little kid pulls their tail, i totally would.

just because grrrrr, just wouldnt be right. :(

HAHAHAHAHAH.

i'm very happy today. yaknow that song "everything is gay"

that that kid sings on youtube? with the guitar?

my life is kinda like that, but still it's awful!

becuase of some unknown reason

i feel terribly optimistic. :D

xxxx.

EFFYEAH!

tomorrow is my LAST exam ever for highschool

and i got applications and interviews

for teriary studies today, which made me feel

not-so-bad about being unproductive :)

i should really go study,

weird -- i actually WANT to! :D

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

xxxx.