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TRUTH.
WELL, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT A PARTY RIGHT NOW, BUT SOMEBODY'S UTERINE LINING JUST HAAAAAD TO EXPEL FROM THEIR VAGINA IN SUCH A PAINFUL, SICKLY AND EXCESSIVE WAY THAT I AM UNABLE TO ATTEND. HMPH! OH & IF YOU'RE A GUY READING THIS AND YOURE GROSSED OUT, THINK OF WHAT IT WOULD FEEL LIKE TO BE SLOWLY ROBBED OF LIKE 1.5 LITRES OF BLOOD THAT YOU COULD REALLY USE FOR IRON AND ENERGY AND SH*T NEXT TIME YOU GET KICKED IN THE BALLS. AND IF THAT DOESNT SHUT YOU UP, WATCH A CHILDBIRTH VIDEO AND RECORD IT WITH YOUR EYES SO THAT NEXT TIME YOU GO TO WACK OFF TO PORN, YOU CAN PRESS PLAY ON THAT INSTEAD. I LOVE BEING A GIRL WHEN I DONT HAVE MY PERIOD. :( I HOPE YOUR WEEKENDS ARE AMAY-ZA-ZING LADIES, OH AND HI.
WELL, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT A PARTY RIGHT NOW, BUT SOMEBODY'S UTERINE LINING JUST HAAAAAD TO EXPEL FROM THEIR VAGINA IN SUCH A PAINFUL, SICKLY AND EXCESSIVE WAY THAT I AM UNABLE TO ATTEND. HMPH! OH & IF YOU'RE A GUY READING THIS AND YOURE GROSSED OUT, THINK OF WHAT IT WOULD FEEL LIKE TO BE SLOWLY ROBBED OF LIKE 1.5 LITRES OF BLOOD THAT YOU COULD REALLY USE FOR IRON AND ENERGY AND SH*T NEXT TIME YOU GET KICKED IN THE BALLS. AND IF THAT DOESNT SHUT YOU UP, WATCH A CHILDBIRTH VIDEO AND RECORD IT WITH YOUR EYES SO THAT NEXT TIME YOU GO TO WACK OFF TO PORN, YOU CAN PRESS PLAY ON THAT INSTEAD. I LOVE BEING A GIRL WHEN I DONT HAVE MY PERIOD. :( I HOPE YOUR WEEKENDS ARE AMAY-ZA-ZING LADIES, OH AND HI.